Advice Column

Sir Pear-ior Advice

Dear Spartan Scroll,

 

My gang and I want to go see some great games, but we have literally NO money in our pockets! They’re totally empty! What should we do?

 

The Blue White Gang

 

Hello Blue White Gang, it’s great to see someone making such great use of this column. I would just like to advise you to specify what games because I have no idea if you’re trying to get baseball, football, or basketball tickets. Your very short statement of the problem doesn’t help that much. Have you paid attention at lunch to the Danger Zone people going around asking for money? Well if you get a shirt from them then you get into Danger Zone games for FREE. Guess what. That’s not even the best part! You can get into them for only spending $25 on a tee shirt. AMAZING RIGHT? Don’t just sit around, go buy one and support our teams!