Dear Spartan Scroll,

On Friday I have my concert for Wind Ensemble at 7:30, but I’m really nervous. I practiced a whole bunch but I don’t know how it’s going to be.

-Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

I think you’re going to do great and the songs you play will be fantastic! Personally I’m going to listen to the music. Maybe even drift off when it sounds like fairies yelling in their cute voices. Fairies sound really good and like an orchestra when they yell, so I wasn’t insulting you at all or anything. I think everyone should go and fill up all the seats we have. Also it doesn’t cost anything but gas to go, so hey, why not? Did you know there are over 400 seats not including the balcony? Just a little fact to ponder on. Good luck and have fun playing!

-Sir Pear-ior Advice